'Dan's greatest hits include, 'What not to do at the beach' (where he actually went outside). 'Sexy internet dating' (where he invited a naked 50 year old called Manesh to our house) and 'What is my life' (where he spent 8 minutes pritt sticking various meat products to his face). I ono what you are thinking…I want some Dan facts! WELL HERE THEY ARE JENNY! (I just totally freaked out anyone called Jenny).
Dan is scared of trees.
Dan has two knees.
Dan eats cinnamon cereal every day (except on the days I steal his cereal).
Dan doesn’t like it when you steal his cereal.
I am sat next to Dan now and he said if he could have any dog it would be Shiba Inu.
If you haven’t checked out his videos yet then you are missing out - a LOT. Also you might want to check out his pretty cool friend Phil.
Get his autograph below! or find someone else called Dan and get him to forget it. Just convince yourself it was him.
Like i didn’t type up the beginning as the second half was cuter
Phil lester is the by product of two related grandparents and a haircut that was cool in 2006, but thats okay because he has a lovely personality. His quirky videos and (cant see that word properly) editing style sets him apart from other Youtube bloggers - that and his unique (cant see that word!) which seems to attract a worryingly large amount of strange people and situations (which he (idek) for your enjoyment). if you look at yourself in the mirror and think ‘wow I am so weird how do I function?’ - Phil’s the guy that teaches you to embrace your individuality.
If you see Phil this weekend do not be alarmed if his hand is facing backwards towards his pocket in a claw shape, he cant help it. And he does not condone irresponsible use of a permanent marker on your face.
Theres this sitc guide and Dan wrote Phil's and Phil wrote Dan's and basically theres an image of it on the website. I found it earlier. It is really cute actually. www(.)concertlive(.)co(.)uk/books/sitc/ :)